- Freight Train: [to Cleveland] I don't want ice in my beer, Tubby! I ain't no white dude on a plane.
- Donna Tubbs: Roberta, I'm baking my March Madness Hoopsberry pie. Can you run to the store and pick me up some orange frosting?
- Roberta Tubbs: Just put some food coloring in the vanilla, bitch.
- Donna Tubbs: Roberta!
- Roberta Tubbs: Oh, Mama! I thought you were Junior. He asked me for orange frosting eight times today.
- Cleveland Brown Jr.: Come on, Larry the Monkey, let's get to know each other before you inevitably rip my face and privates off.
- Donna Tubbs: [to Cleveland] What you doing?
- Cleveland Brown: Searching for a flag for my father. Much like the soldiers at "I-wo Jy-ma."
- Donna Tubbs: Cleveland, what have I told you about referencing World War Two? It bums me out.