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Origins of Vampire Mythology (2012)

Kirk Fox: Blade

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• Jeff Winger : Your parents named you Blade?

  Blade : Apparently.

  Jeff Winger : Well, you seem okay with it.

  Blade : Not much to do about it.

  Jeff Winger , Shirley Bennett : You could change it.

  Blade : To what? Templeton Ferrari III? Won't change how mustard tastes. I'll be right back.

  Shirley Bennett : Huh. Won't change how mustard tastes. I get it. I see the appeal. He's relaxed, he's cool. N-not as cool as you.

• Jeff Winger : And you don't know anything about carpentry.

  Blade : Nope.

  Jeff Winger : Or aquariums, freshwater or saltwater. Do you have a big weiner?

  Blade : Nope.

  Jeff Winger : I don't get it, Blade! What's your secret? Why do I wanna impress you? Are you dumb or smart? Are you a loser or winner? Or are you just a human mirror? Do we all see what we wanna see in you?

  Blade : A magician never reveals, right?

  Jeff Winger : Right. Later.

  Blade : Okay. You dropped over 300 bucks on my booth, so I'll tell ya. You wanna know my secret?

  Jeff Winger : Yes. Yes, I do.