- Tracy Jordan: You remember Celia's Bakery in the Bronx? It was on the corner of Malcolm X Boulevard and The Guy Who Shot Malcolm X Boulevard.
- Kenneth Parcell: I don't want to work for an organization that would throw away a tradition like the page program. Think of all the famous people who started as pages: Steve Allen, Regis Philbin, Ted Bundy, Richard Ramirez, John Wayne Gacy...
- Jack Donaghy: But, and I will never say this again, you have a power that I don't.
- Liz Lemon: Besides the greatest power of all? The ability to gestate life.
- Jack Donaghy: Of course, Lemon. That's why the president is always a new mom.
- Liz Lemon: [after finishing Bloomin' Onion at Outback] Should we get another one? If you eat four, you get a T-shirt. So one more, and that's two T-shirts.