- Faerie Elder: Ke$ha... for or against?
- Sookie Stackhouse: Excuse me?
- Faerie Elder: Do you like her music?
- Sookie Stackhouse: I'm sorry. I'm not that familiar with her music.
- Faerie Elder: She doesn't really sing, does she? She talks. I suppose that makes her some sort of a poet. That's alarming because her spelling is atrocious.
- Jessica Hamby: Bill... I've never seen him like that. He was cold, cruel even.
- Pam De Beaufort: That's nest behavior. When vampires live together for a long time and feed off of each other's blood, they form a nest and become sadistic and crazy. From what you're telling me, drinking that Lilith's blood is making them into a nest on steroids.
- Tara Thornton: Have you ever been in a nest?
- Pam De Beaufort: Eric and I have steered clear. I find most vampires as irritating as most humans.
- Jessica Hamby: Russell Edgington and Steve Newlin, they are coming for Sookie, and Bill and Eric have gone crazy on vampire religion and nobody is gonna save her this time.
- Sookie Stackhouse: Maurella said that you might know my great-great-great, like, times 15 grandfather John Stackhouse.
- Faerie Elder: Johnny Stackhouse? Yes, I did know him. He was a landowner. Very handsome. Bit of a creep. No offense.
- Sookie Stackhouse: None taken.
- Pam De Beaufort: Killing a sheriff; this is going to go up the chain.
- Tara Thornton: What chain?
- Pam De Beaufort: The fucking Authority.
- Tara Thornton: What's the damn Authority?
- Pam De Beaufort: It's our government and church combined. The church runs the government.
- Tara Thornton: Like the Vatican?
- Pam De Beaufort: Kind of. They hand down the laws and we follow them. It's how it works.
- Tara Thornton: Well, the Pope can fuck me and so can the Authority. They can both keep their laws off of my body.
- Pam De Beaufort: The Authority can do whatever they want with you. And your body.
- Jessica Hamby: Thank you again for letting me stay here.
- Pam De Beaufort: Totally. Maybe later we can braid each other's hair and talk about boys.
- [Starts to leave]
- Pam De Beaufort: Fucking baby vamps.
- Tara Thornton: We're all out of Tru Blood.
- Rosalyn Harris: What else you serving?
- Tara Thornton: You're welcome to try your luck with this fine cross section of humanity.
- Jason Stackhouse: Jesus!
- Russell Edgington: I actually met him. He was a boring hippie who stank of patchouli.
- Andy Bellefleur: Look, Maurella, you seem like a lovely person.
- Maurella: Mmm, I am.
- Andy Bellefleur: And I know that we have...
- Maurella: Twice.
- Andy Bellefleur: But I'm not stupid. A lot of people might think I'm stupid, but those people are wrong.
- Maurella: No, I don't think you're stupid.
- Andy Bellefleur: Well, apparently you do if you think you can pull this over on me.
- Maurella: Did you or did you not swear upon the light?
- Andy Bellefleur: All I know is your finger lit up and I touched it.
- Maurella: You accepted my light into you. Otherwise I never would have shared flesh with you. Twice.
- Jason Stackhouse: Sook, if there's one thing I learned from my time as QB-1, it's that the best defense is a good offense. So no more pussyfooting around Russell. It's game time.
- Nora Gainesborough: This is a Sanguinist regime now. Lilith has guided us to our rightful place, and there we shall lead all vampire-kind.
- Salome Agrippa: I would advise you to be... careful about what words you choose next.
- General Cavanaugh: You psychotic bloodsuckers. Roman was the only one keeping a lid on this. He was the only one stopping the world from sliding back into the Dark Ages.
- Kibwe: Roman was an infidel who defied the word of Lilith. And now he's gone.
- Bill Compton: You strike me as a man of integrity, General Cavanaugh. Also a pragmatist. Now this is the situation that we find ourselves in. You can join us or not. I sincerely hope that you choose the path forward.
- General Cavanaugh: [Holds up a flash drive] We have video of Russell Edgington and Steve Newlin eviscerating 22 fraternity brothers at the local Gamma Kappa Tau house last night. There are copies of this. If anything happens to me now or in the future, this is gonna be released to the public. You assured the world, you assured the *president* that Russell Edgington was dead, and you lied. So if that video goes viral, the human population is gonna rise up against vampires faster than you can say "Molotov cocktail."
- Nora Gainesborough: Your threats are empty, General.
- General Cavanaugh: Are you really that stupid? We're prepared. You don't think we've been planning for this? We have weapons. Weapons you have never heard of. We own the day. Vampires don't stand a fucking chance. Now there's only one person standing between you and all-out war with the humans, and you're looking at him. So I suggest you think very carefully about what *you* say next.
- [Silence]
- General Cavanaugh: That's what I thought.
- [Starts to walk away. Eric corners him]
- General Cavanaugh: Oh, God.
- Eric Northman: God is a vampire.
- [Snaps his neck]