The Office (TV Series)
Jury Duty (2012)
Rainn Wilson: Dwight Schrute
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Quotes
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Dwight Schrute : That baby is a Schrute. And unless somebody taught Mose sex, that baby is mine.
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Oscar Martinez : Don't you want to see the baby?
Dwight Schrute : Psh! Why? I know what Angela and the senator look like. I can mash that up in my head right now.
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Dwight Schrute : [talking to the baby] Oh, yes. Oh, what a beautiful child. Prominent forehead, short arms, tiny nose. You will lead millions... willingly or as slaves.
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Dwight Schrute : [yelling at Jim] I am making a citizen's arrest. You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to beg for mercy. You have the right to request judgment by combat. Dwight's rights.
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Dwight Schrute : Angela, this child is definitely mine. It looks just like me.
Angela Martin-Lipton : Every baby looks just like you. Your face kind of looks like a baby.
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Dwight Schrute : Remember, you said that Robert was not fulfilling you. And then I said that I could fulfill you. And you said, "I'd like to see you try." And then I kissed you with the force of a thousand waterfalls.