- Chris Rawlings: Eh, I can't actually arrest you, I'm not a law enforcement official.
- [Laura opens the door]
- Chris Rawlings: Also, I forgot my handcuffs but something tells me you might have your own set.
- Maggie Ryan: I heard you could strangle Republicans with them so I though I should invest in a pair.
- Chris Rawlings: Hm. Nice hair.
- Maggie Ryan: What are these?
- Mike Ruskin: Political articles.
- Maggie Ryan: And I should read them, because?
- Mike Ruskin: They're very well written.
- Maggie Ryan: And my article was...
- Mike Ruskin: Not so well written.
- Maggie Ryan: Ah. Wow. Mike. I don't know what to say about that.
- Mike Ruskin: Maggie listen, you're passionate, that's a good thing. And you're smart, that's even better, a-a-and you smell really well, which is pretty much crucial to the whole process.
- Maggie Ryan: So, it's just the words you hated.
- Ted Vanderway: [Ted is posing for Laura] So, what's the assignment? 'Men of Great Character', 'Most Eligible Bachelors'?
- Laura Cameron: I have to photograph one beautiful face and one unusual one.
- Ted Vanderway: What, seriously? Who, who's your other subject?
- Laura Cameron: Maggie.
- Ted Vanderway: Oh, ok.
- [laughs]
- Ted Vanderway: For a second there I thought I was the weirdo face.