Community (TV Series)
Pillows and Blankets (2012)
Donald Glover: Troy Barnes
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Quotes
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Jeff Winger : Come on, guys, let's wrap this up.
Abed Nadir : I don't wanna.
Troy Barnes : Me neither.
Jeff Winger : Why not?
Abed Nadir : This is gonna be the last thing we ever do together.
Troy Barnes : We can't stop.
Jeff Winger : Look, doesn't that kinda solve your problem, the realization that you like each other so much you'd hit each other with pillows forever?
Abed Nadir : Knowing that doesn't feel like enough anymore.
Troy Barnes : Yeah. We're grown ups now. We have grown up problems.
Jeff Winger : That's very clear. Unless you use those magical friendship hats that I got for you.
Troy Barnes : We're not stupid, Jeffrey. We know you made those sarcastically.
Jeff Winger : Yes, yes. And I will roll my eyes at both of you when I put them on your heads, because that's the way I am. But that's not the way you have to be.
Abed Nadir : We might be interested.
Jeff Winger : Okay, then. Here's your magical friendship hats, and...
Troy Barnes : Jeff.
Jeff Winger : What?
Abed Nadir : You left the magical friendship hats at the dean's office.
Jeff Winger : Right. Of course. I'll go get them.
Annie Edison : [on tape] So Jeff went out and he stayed out long enough to make them believe he had gone to the office. It was a nice touch.
Jeff Winger : [back in the scene, with the imaginary hats] Here you go. Lucky no one grabbed them, huh?
[Troy and Abed use their secret handshake, and all is well]
Narrator : [voice over] Britta Perry is there to immortalize the moment on film accidentally, while trying to get a moment of the light hitting a stack of nearby waffles.
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Troy Barnes : [landline rings] Wow.
Abed Nadir : Mm.
Troy Barnes : I've got goosebumps.
Abed Nadir : Me too. Such a great story. I was on the edge of my seat, and I was in it.
Troy Barnes : You want to know what struck me while I was watching that marvelous documentary?
Abed Nadir : Hmm?
Troy Barnes : You can't get quality programming like that anywhere else but right here on Greendale Campus Television.
Abed Nadir : Just thinking that same thing.
Troy Barnes : You can't get Troy and Abed: Pillows and Blankets.
Abed Nadir : Or any of these other great specials, like Craig Pelton: A Year in Paris.
Troy Barnes : From Labs to Riches: The Annie's Boobs Story or That's Enter-Chang-Ment. Folks, we know you hate these constant pledge drives.
Abed Nadir : We know you hate them. We don't love doing them.
Troy Barnes : We don't like doing them either. I'd rather be at home right now.
Abed Nadir : Mm-hmm.
Troy Barnes : Okay, taking a warm bath with my wife.
Abed Nadir : Yeah. Oh, brother, not this one again.
Troy Barnes : [chuckles] But if you want to help us out, if you want to help Greendale Campus Television to stay on the air, keep the lights on. We are literally this close to losing our...
[screen blinks to static then dead]
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Troy Barnes : The Legit Republic of Blanketsburg says Pillowtown has until midnight tonight to surrender its territory.
Abed Nadir : The United Forts of Pillowtown declines the request.
Troy Barnes : It's not a request. I'm giving you an all tomato,
[sic, ultimatum, eggcorn]
Troy Barnes : meaning that you give me the whole tomato or else.
Abed Nadir : Or else what?
[military drum roll]
Troy Barnes : See you at midnight.
Dean Pelton : Oh, my God. Do people go to classes?
