"Community" Pillows and Blankets (TV Episode 2012) Poster

(TV Series)

(2012)

Joel McHale: Jeff Winger

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Quotes 

  • Jeff Winger : [voice over]  First entry in my stupid journal. Today I had to run and get two imaginary friendship hats from an office. I could have just walked around the corner and then come back, but for some reason I actually went all the way back to where they were supposed to be. One was crumpled up a bit. That was Troy's. The other was a little dusty. That was Abed's. I fixed them up, even though I was the only one watching, because I settled on a truth today that's always going to be true. I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels, which finally makes me understand war.

  • Jeff Winger : Come on, guys, let's wrap this up.

    Abed Nadir : I don't wanna.

    Troy Barnes : Me neither.

    Jeff Winger : Why not?

    Abed Nadir : This is gonna be the last thing we ever do together.

    Troy Barnes : We can't stop.

    Jeff Winger : Look, doesn't that kinda solve your problem, the realization that you like each other so much you'd hit each other with pillows forever?

    Abed Nadir : Knowing that doesn't feel like enough anymore.

    Troy Barnes : Yeah. We're grown ups now. We have grown up problems.

    Jeff Winger : That's very clear. Unless you use those magical friendship hats that I got for you.

    Troy Barnes : We're not stupid, Jeffrey. We know you made those sarcastically.

    Jeff Winger : Yes, yes. And I will roll my eyes at both of you when I put them on your heads, because that's the way I am. But that's not the way you have to be.

    Abed Nadir : We might be interested.

    Jeff Winger : Okay, then. Here's your magical friendship hats, and...

    Troy Barnes : Jeff.

    Jeff Winger : What?

    Abed Nadir : You left the magical friendship hats at the dean's office.

    Jeff Winger : Right. Of course. I'll go get them.

    Annie Edison : [on tape]  So Jeff went out and he stayed out long enough to make them believe he had gone to the office. It was a nice touch.

    Jeff Winger : [back in the scene, with the imaginary hats]  Here you go. Lucky no one grabbed them, huh?

    [Troy and Abed use their secret handshake, and all is well] 

    Narrator : [voice over]  Britta Perry is there to immortalize the moment on film accidentally, while trying to get a moment of the light hitting a stack of nearby waffles.

  • Annie Edison : [Annie and Jeff narrate text messages to each other]  Jeff, heard from one of Troy's troops about a speech you gave at blanket fort. This war could be over. Proud of you for taking a stance. Text message, Annie Edison.

    Jeff Winger : Thank you, Annie. I'm proud of you too. Also wish the nightmare would end, but using what I'm given to help where I can. Jeff Winger.

    Annie Edison : Jeff, just heard from one of Abed's soldiers you gave an identical speech to troops of Pillowtown. WTF? Sad face, special icon of a downward thumb.

    Jeff Winger : Annie. Okay, you caught me. I prefer war to homework. How do you do that little thumb icon? I can't find it on my phone. Winger.

    Annie Edison : Jeff, you're disgusting. Troy and Abed's friendship is at stake! You can buy special icons in packages at the app store. Sushi, birthday cake, stop sign, snowman, umbrella. Annie Edison.

  • Dean Pelton : Jeffrey, you have to come mediate Troy and Abed. They look up to you.

    Jeff Winger : What's with the film crew?

    Dean Pelton : Don't worry about that.

    Jeff Winger : Oh, I am worried about that. If there's one thing I've learned at this place, it's that a film crew means disaster.

    Dean Pelton : Okay, they are here to document Greendale's Guinness record, which you are going to make sure we get by talking to Troy and Abed right now.

  • Jeff Winger : Why are you ignoring me?

    Annie Edison : What's the point of talking to you? Your words don't mean anything. They're just things you say to get what you want.

    Jeff Winger : Well, that's what conversation is, Annie. People saying things to get stuff.

    Annie Edison : Then maybe you should just shut up. Do you ever just... write stuff down in a journal, Jeff? One you don't show people or use to get anything with? A place that's just for you to... sort out the truth?

    Jeff Winger : If I write stuff down in a Hello Kitty book, will you like me again?

    [Annie rises, sighs and exits] 

    Jeff Winger : I'm taking that as yes.

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