- Ryan Wolfe: Hey, Walter, when are you and I going up?
- Walter Simmons: Up? Up where?
- Ryan Wolfe: Up in an airplane. When are we gonna jump out of an airplane together?
- Walter Simmons: No. No, no, no.
- Ryan Wolfe: No?
- Walter Simmons: No. No, the parachute is made for when the plane is crashing. You see, jumping out of a good one is just stupid.
- Ryan Wolfe: Oh, you're being such a baby. You know, statistically, it's actually pretty safe.
- Walter Simmons: Let's ask Kevin how safe it is. Kevin! Kev... Oh, right, Kevin's dead.
- Ryan Wolfe: Walter, too soon.
- Ryan Wolfe: [examining the victim] Look at this guy. You know, it always fascinates me that skin holds together after a fall like that. He's like a bean bag; every bone in his body is broken.
- Ryan Wolfe: What is that?
- Walter Simmons: Looks like some kind of sandwich baggie.
- Ryan Wolfe: I thought it was heat that burnt the ropes, but really it was the acid that came from that sandwich bag.
- Walter Simmons: Dilute the acid. Take at least a couple hours to burn through the plastic. We're looking at a poor man's timing device.
- Ryan Wolfe: I think we need to figure out who packed that chute.
- Arnie Tice: I already told you, I don't touch a jumper's chute. I'm just the pilot.
- Ryan Wolfe: As the pilot, you're responsible for calibrating the altimeters, is that right?
- Arnie Tice: You asking me if I did my job? I marry it to the planes before I jump.
- Ryan Wolfe: Well, then you must've had a really hard time landing, because Kevin's altimeter was 3,000 feet above the correct altitude.
- Arnie Tice: You have any idea how much it costs to run a business? Fuel's killing my overhead. A few thousand off my vertical saves me a ton of cash.
- Natalia Boa Vista: So much for flying the friendly skies.
- Arnie Tice: These guys are trained to pull at five thou. No one's gotten hurt.
- Ryan Wolfe: Yeah, not until now. You call it savings. I call it reckless endangerment. Either way, you're under arrest. Turn around, put your hands behind your back.