Quotes
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Officer John Cooper : Bob, if you don't calm down, I'm going to have to bring you in.
Crazy Man : [doing wild karate moves] Hah, you mean you wished you could. I'm invisible. You can't see me!
[Officer Cooper snatches Bob and slams him onto the cruiser]
Crazy Man : .
Crazy Man : [crushed] You can see me?
Officer John Cooper : I can see you, Bob.
Crazy Man : But, I love this car. It smells like apple pie.
Crazy Man : [Officer Cooper and Officer Tang cuff Crazy Bob] Oh, you're hand is so smooth.
Officer John Cooper : My hand, Bob?
Crazy Man : No, hers! Yours is cold and calloused.
Officer Jessica Tang : Like your soul.
[Officers Cooper and Tang laugh]