- Mr. Strack: Oooh, I hate you, Go Go Moba Boy! I'll get those two alien superphones from you if it's the last thing I do!
- Mr. Strack: I win! I rule the world! I make the rules! Strack dolls! Strack comic books! Strack underwear! A Strack animated series!
- [the Warner Brothers logo appears but with an S instead of a B]
- Announcer: Tonight at 8 on the W Strack.
- Mr. Strack: Ohohoho! Look at you all, my precious delights! Soon, the whole city will bow down to you all products of Strack Co. All decorated of course with my handsome face.
- [his mirror shatters]
- Mr. Strack: [drinks from his latte machine] Mmmm, that's a good latte.
- Mr. Ishi: Knock knock. Here you go, Mr. Strack! The new prototype for your uh-waffle iron?
- Mr. Strack: Look at it! Look at it! It makes waffles in the shape of my head!
- Mr. Ishi: But Mr. Strack, why would anyone buy appliances modeled after you?
- Mr. Strack: Hahahaha- Ahem. I mean why wouldn't they? Considering the fact that all of their warranties have EXPIRED!
- Ducky: HEY! Guess what I did last night? I put a bunch of chocolate pudding mix into my swimming pool, and I chalked through it, and gained like forty pounds!
- [a crowd cheers offscreen]
- Roxinaou: Ducky, that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard you say.
- Motoro Ishi: Well, get this! The toaster spit bread at me and then jumped out the window. It kind of hurt, too.
- Roxinaou: You guys watch way too much anime, you know that?
- Roxinaou: Uh, hey, bro. We gotta be a little more careful not to get caught. Flying through the window at 7:45 isn't exactly what I call hush-hush.
- Motoro Ishi: Yeah? Well, you try saving the world from alien bunnies before breakfast.
- Roxinaou: Oh! By the way, I'm almost finished building the hypergotronificonic remote you asked for!
- Motoro Ishi: Hyperhibbagaboo?
- Mr. Strack: Hahaha! Time to dial 1-800 Loser!
- [Go Go Moba Boy speed dials 3 weeks back in time]
- Ducky: Three weeks earlier!
- Go Go Moba Boy: Roxi, I need your help!
- Roxinaou: What can I do for you?
- Go Go Moba Boy: I need a hypergotronificonic remote in three weeks! Can you do it?
- Roxinaou: Have I ever let you down before?
- Go Go Moba Boy: No.
- Ducky: Hey, Go Go Moba Boy! Can I have an autographed photo, Go Go Moba Boy? Please?
- Go Go Moba Boy: Ducky, you already have 370 copies of the same picture.
- Go Go Moba Boy: Roxinaou, where are you?
- Roxinaou: I'm here. What's up, Go Go?
- Go Go Moba Boy: A big... big toothed monster... metal.
- Roxinaou: Can you speed dial back in time?
- Go Go Moba Boy: No-Ow! My hands are frozen.
- Roxinaou: Well, let me dial you a boost. One Nova Blast coming right up!
- Go Go Moba Boy: Yeah, Roxi?
- Roxinaou: Motoro, you gotta be ready for school in 10 minutes. Mom and dad still think you're asleep. Move it!
- Go Go Moba Boy: Okay, Roxinaou.
- [to Barf Bunny]
- Go Go Moba Boy: Now, don't let me catch you in this corner of the galaxy again or I'll vaporize you!
- [he flies away]
- Carl Kingman Kong: So, Mr. Barf Bunny from Outer Space, how does it feel to be defeated by a boy in a cellular cybersuit?
- Barf Bunny: Huh?
- Barf Bunny: Relinquish the planet Earth or be annihilated, human child.
- Go Go Moba Boy: Silly alien, Earth is for humans!
- Go Go Moba Boy: There's nowhere to hide, Destructo! Show yourself!
- Mr. Strack: Operator with a collect call from... my fist!
- Carl Kingman Kong: Well, looks like Go Go Moba Boy has saved the day again. And Ducky is still lame. But for how long? Dun-dun-dun!