- Dave Attell: And that is very hard, to get a chubber after you see somebody slit their wrists, you know, in a tub.
- Adam Carolla: [about Harry Reems] So he's a jew, huh?
- Dave Attell: Yep.
- Adam Carolla: Oh, his parents are so pissed off.
- Adam Carolla: I know, right? Why did he go into this instead of just gynecology. I mean, he was so close...
- Dave Attell: [referring to a large bottle on screen] Back in the Seventies, Champagne was cheap and giant.