- Kratos: I am not sleeping with a dude!
- Athena: Surely you would at least let him watch, if I offered you one thousand blood orbs!
- Kratos: The Blades of Chaos are thirsty... I could not turn that down.
- Athena: Then let's make it fifteen hundred, and he gets to play with your balls!
- Kratos: Wha... What do you think I am?
- Athena: We already established what you are, now we're just negotiating!
- Kratos: Oh, I see what you did there. Very smug and demeaning.