How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Tick Tick Tick (2011)

Alexis Denisof: Sandy Rivers

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• Narrator : Robin's boss, Sandy Rivers, hosted this cruise every year, mostly to hit on new employees. And he found a clever way to never spend a cent.

  Sandy Rivers : [on air]  Up next: Another four deaths in Arizona's record-breaking heat wave. You want real record-breaking heat? Try Kristoff's jalapeno coconut martini! Muy caliente!

  [breaks into a giant smile while holding up the bottle] 

• Sandy Rivers : Erika, I've been meaning to speak with you all night.

  Erika : Really? What about?

  Sandy Rivers : About me bending your hard little body over the railings of this boat and copulating furiously while I admire the New York City Skyline, or if you're feeling dirty we can always face towards Jersey.