How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Tick Tick Tick (2011)
Neil Patrick Harris: Barney Stinson
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Quotes
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Barney Stinson : [Describing himself] Uh lets see, suits, laser tag, I say "wait for it" a lot, that's pretty much it.
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Robin Scherbatsky : God, I wish last night never happened.
Barney Stinson : I don't.
Robin Scherbatsky : What do you mean?
Barney Stinson : What if this whole thing; it isn't the story of how we both made a horrible mistake and ruined our relationships. What if it's actually the story of how we got back together?
Robin Scherbatsky : OK, I'm gonna ask you one last time. Is this what you want?
Barney Stinson : It's what we both want. Why else are we rushing to tell them what we did? On a boat. That is a terrible idea!
Robin Scherbatsky : Barney, we tried this- and we failed. Why try again?
Barney Stinson : Because I haven't stopped thinking about you and you haven't stopped thinking about me.
Robin Scherbatsky : I'm such a mess. Why do you even like me?
Barney Stinson : I guess... 'cause you're almost as messed up as I am.
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Barney Stinson : What's that saying about two wrongs making a right?
Robin Scherbatsky : Two wrongs don't make a right?
Barney Stinson : [Dismissing this] No that's not it...