- Travis Marks: Should we be worried or ignore the problem and hope it goes away?
- Wes Mitchell: I'm a fan of the second approach.
- Wes Mitchell: You agreed to the Terms & Conditions. You did read the Terms & Conditions?
- Tango Phil: [potential date for Alex] Come on, man! No one reads those things!
- Wes Mitchell: Innocent people do not run from the cops.
- Paul James [suspect]: Yeah, they do when they see two guys with ready to strong arm a door. You guys are scarey.
- Alex MacFarland Mitchell: Does this mean you won't be coming around as much?
- Wes Mitchell: Yeah, I think so...
- Wes Mitchell: I don't need to touch it. I believe him... It is rock hard and I'll break my finger if I touch it.
- Gym Guy [potential suspect]: [Gym guy suspect] Buddy, datesalon.com is a stocked pond.
- Travis Marks: Why were you running?
- Paul James [suspect]: Because you were chasing me!
- Travis Marks: Because you ran!