House M.D. (TV Series)
Better Half (2012)
Hugh Laurie: Dr. Gregory House
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Quotes
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Dr. Jessica Adams : Sex releases oxytocin. It's the neuromechanical basis for bonding.
Dr. Gregory House : And that's why men always marry their right hands.
Dr. Jessica Adams : It's different for girls.
Dr. Chi Park : No, it's not. I've tapped over thirty guys and never want to see most of them again.
[House looks up from microscope, and Adams looks at Park]
Dr. Chi Park : I live next door to a Jewish frat.
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Dr. James Wilson : Two people are happy and your natural impulse is to destroy it.
Dr. Gregory House : How do you know she's happy? She tell you?
Dr. James Wilson : No. Chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
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Dr. Gregory House : With great power comes great micromanaging.
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Dr. Gregory House : Lots of people don't have sex. The only people who don't want sex are either sick, dead or lying.