The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Isolation Permutation (2011)
Kaley Cuoco: Penny
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Quotes
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Amy Farrah Fowler : Look at this brain.
Penny : [Turning away] I don't really want to.
Amy Farrah Fowler : This is us. Bernadette, you are the analytical, scientific left hemisphere. Penny, you're the creative, spontaneous right hemisphere. And where's Amy? She's right here. The sad little tumor no-one wants to go dress shopping with.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, you're not a tumor. Penny, tell her she's not a tumor, huh.
[Penny vomits into a waste basket]
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Amy Farrah Fowler : What do you want? Do you want me to give the friendship bracelet back?
Penny : I never gave you a friendship bracelet.
Amy Farrah Fowler : When we first met, I made one and pretended you gave it to me; you can have it back if you want.
Penny : No, you made that for you. I want you to have it.
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[first lines]
Penny : Bernadette, how goes the hunt for bridesmaid dresses?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great.
Amy Farrah Fowler : [entering] Girlfriends, I have the answer to our dress problems.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Really?
Amy Farrah Fowler : Twelve years ago, my cousin, Irene, and her entire family died in a horrific carbon monoxide accident the night before her wedding.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : That's horrible!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Yes and no. All those bridesmaids dresses remain unused and available to us for free. So it seems that cloud of odorless deadly gas had a silver lining after all. Check it out; still in the bags - the gowns, not the bridesmaids.
Bernadette Rostenkowski : I don't know; dead people's dresses?
Penny : Yeah, and cap sleeves? Uh-unn...
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : Amy, we're really sorry.
Penny : Yeah, we feel awful.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Don't. I'll be okay. You're not the first girls I thought were friends with me who ended up shunning me. It's like elementary school, junior high, high school, undergrad, grad school and that semester abroad in Norway all over again.
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[last lines]
[Amy is filming them trying on the dresses]
Amy Farrah Fowler : C'mon, Bestie, you're up.
Penny : Gimme a minute.
Amy Farrah Fowler : What is taking you so long.
[Amy opens dressing room door]
Penny : Oh! Amy, get the hell out of here.
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sorry. Sorry.
Penny : Oh God.
[Amy swings the camera back on Penny again]
Penny : Amy!
Amy Farrah Fowler : Sorry.