The list of Seven Tasks to be performed is as follows:
1. Yell "Captain Kirk is Christ" at a priest.
2. Destroy a holy object.
3. Punch a teacher in the face.
4. Have sex with a virgin.
5. Steal your parents' alcohol, and drink all of it in one sitting.
6. Find a 13th floor ledge, and do 13 jumping jacks.
7. Carve "Jack" into your cheek with a razor. Make sure it's deep enough to draw blood.