- [Jason and the Muppets are discussing who is being credited with hosting the show]
- Himself - Host: I'm just starting to worry that you think we're all hosting this together.
- Miss Piggy: [scoffs] Are we not?
- Himself - Host: No, no, Piggy. It's just me, actually.
- Kermit the Frog: Gee, Jason, I guess we thought since we all just did a movie together...
- [othe Muppets clamor in agreement]
- Himself - Host: They usually just pick one of the stars of the movie.
- Miss Piggy: Excuse moi?
- Kermit the Frog: No, no, no, no. Listen: It makes perfect sense that they would pick Jason, Piggy. I mean, when people go to a *Muppet* movie, they say, "Gee, I can't wait to see the *human*!"