After Mitt Romney (Sudeikis) appears uncensored, Jason Segel hosts: joined by the Muppets for the opening, then playing Antonio Banderas auditioning to replace Regis, a husband in a mattress commercial, the new boyfriend meeting the kissing family, the drunk and dramatic employee at a retirement dinner, the lead singer for Men in Vests (wearing nothing else), Andre the Giant at an ice cream shop, and the keyboardist for The Blue Jean Committee, a hot Worcester band. Jon Huntsman and Kermit join "Weekend Update," plus a commercial for Red Flag perfume and a digital short on seducing women with chess. Florence and the Machine perform.
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