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The Big Bang Theory (TV Series)
The Good Guy Fluctuation (2011)
Melissa Rauch: Bernadette Rostenkowski
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Quotes
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Bernadette Rostenkowski : [off screen] Who is it?
Sheldon Cooper : It's me, Sheldon, Mrs. Wolowitz!
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, that's not my mom, that's Bernadette.
Sheldon Cooper : Really? That's unsettling.
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Sheldon Cooper : You're a better man than I, Howard Wolowitz. You put 'er there, you son of a gun!
[holds out his hand]
Howard Wolowitz : Oh, whatever.
[they shake hands, Howard gets the electric shock, and faints]
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Oh my God, Howard! What did you do?
Sheldon Cooper : [panics] It was a harmless Halloween prank... Look...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Howard has a heart condition! You know that!
Sheldon Cooper : Well, I thought he made that up! Isn't hypochondria common idiosyncrasy of Jewish people?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : This is adrenaline... we're gonna have to inject it into his heart.
Sheldon Cooper : We are?
Bernadette Rostenkowski : You are! I'm not strong enough to get it through his chest plate, and we've only got one shot!
[gives the needle to Sheldon]
Sheldon Cooper : Oh no! I can't!
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Hurry! We're running out of time!
Sheldon Cooper : Okay...
Bernadette Rostenkowski : Just do it!
Sheldon Cooper : Oh God! One... two... three...
[sticks a "needle" in Howard's chest]
Howard Wolowitz : [opens his eyes undramatically, revealing that he was just acting] Trick or treat, bubbeleh.
Sheldon Cooper : [while Howard and Bernadette laughs] What? No! You mean all this was just a ruse? Oh, how could I be so STU-U-U-U...
[touches his head with the electronic device and falls down again]