The Office (TV Series)
Pam's Replacement (2011)
Ed Helms: Andy Bernard
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Quotes
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Andy Bernard : Okay, so tell me exactly what kind of deal you are getting now, and I'll tell you how we can beat it.
The Client : Uh, well we've been going with...
Erin Hannon : Andy.
Andy Bernard : Yeah.
Erin Hannon : You have a very important call.
Andy Bernard : I'm sorry - I'm with a very important client. It'll have to wait.
Erin Hannon : Are you sure? It's really, really important.
Andy Bernard : There is nothing more important to me right now than this meeting.
Erin Hannon : Really? Because your mother is dead.
The Client : Oh my God.
Andy Bernard : I don't think she's dead.
Erin Hannon : She's dead. She was hit by a bus.
Andy Bernard : She's not dead. This is exactly the kind of thing my mom pulls.
Erin Hannon : This isn't one of those times. It's the police. They said it's the worst they've ever seen.
Dwight Schrute : Andy, I'm really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.
The Client : Oh, you must take this call. It's...
Andy Bernard : Yeah. Um line 1?
Erin Hannon : Line 2.
Andy Bernard : Hi.
Darryl Philbin : [on phone] It's Darryl. Erin told me to pretend to be a cop and say your mom died.
Andy Bernard : Ooh, gosh!
Darryl Philbin : Dude.
Andy Bernard : Officer.
Darryl Philbin : Look man, this is a bad idea.
Andy Bernard : Did she have any last words or?
Darryl Philbin : Really? That is messed up man.
Andy Bernard : Oh, make sure that your client gets the best deal possible.
Darryl Philbin : You're a bad man Andy Bernard.
Andy Bernard : That is so mom.
Darryl Philbin : That stuff can come back to get you. It's called karma. You do not want to be messing around. I got an uncle...
Andy Bernard : Alright, thank you, officer. Erin please hold all my other calls. Where were we?