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(2022 TV Movie)

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4/10
Guy playing Remy is a doofus.
hoops-5343612 June 2022
Biggest.doofus.ever. Besides that, Danielle C. Ryan is amazing and there was so much spandex all around that you couldn't turn away!

Not a bad movie- good distraction on a rainy Sunday.
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3/10
Horrible
connolley3252 January 2024
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So this supposed exclusive yoga retreat has a Nazi psycho instructor who kills his students if they do one tiny thing "wrong" per him? And no one notices the numbers in the class dropping each day? This was more like boot camp/ torture and all these dumbos fall for it hook line and sinker? The acting was atrocious and the script was ridiculous. It wasn't even do-bad-it's-good. I like the lead actor who played Remy in real life. He's charming and funny. He was totally miscast here. And the women's characters were so dumb and clueless you didn't even feel bad for their fates. And why did the lead woman confront his psycho self while they were isolated in the jungle with no cell phone coverage? So many dumb things.
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1/10
I Can't Believe I Watched This
roddyicid6 June 2022
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I'll never get over how bad Jonathan Bennett is in this movie. His facial expressions when he's killing someone seem like he's in an SNL skit or channelling Norma Desmond and Jason from Friday the 13th.
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2/10
Laughable acting
blueskies-5206231 December 2022
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I cannot believe how over the top bad the acting was. It's the reason I kept watching!

The yoga guy used to be in more mainstream roles but in this one his acting was atrocious!!!!

Storyline absolutely silly too! Hopefully the director goes back to working 9-5.

Danielle Chuchman was the only one who could act but her character ridiculous.

The yoga instructor literally killed everyone if they wore the wrong color yoga pants. I was actually happy watching these terrible actors get picked off one by one.

Please do not waste your time! Oh and who was lighting the candles at the memorial for the dead girl In the mountains!???

LMFAO!!!!
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Oh,Lifetime.. Ugh!
ts-00006 June 2022
1. Thought Patrick(husband)was her dad,their age/looks did not match up.

2. Jonathan(Instructor)was over the top in a cringy way,feel he needs to stick with his typical storylines.

3. Was a nice location,still overshadowed by a bad & done before plot.

4. Actors chosen,most of their acting & cinematography was ok.

Would I watch it,again? Nope!
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1/10
Don't bother...
bangel33222 July 2022
This is some of the worst acting I have ever seen in my life....and that was just in the first 3 mins. What an awfully constructed, badly written and badly acted film. Even low budget horror films shot on an iPhone are better than this. The main guy was chosen for his looks and looks alone, because he can't act to save his life. Can't believe I actually watched this to the end. Nothing but a colossal waste of my time.
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7/10
Uneven but enjoyable B-movie, whether earnest or overcooked
I_Ailurophile25 July 2022
Lifetime original movies exist on a spectrum of quality, from the surprisingly genuine and worthy, to the hilariously over the top and fun, and everything in between. You never can tell just what you're about to get into, yet with a title like 'Deadly yoga retreat' this was all but certain to be memorable. I won't lie, I was unreasonably excited when I discovered that it was available in a place where I could watch it. Now that I've done so - one way or another, is it as good as I had hoped?

In my opinion this particular film falls somewhere in the upper middle. There are times, especially early on, when a scene just feels flat, not making any particular impression as it blandly advances the narrative, illustrates characters' personalities, and/or casually fills space. In these instance the feature rather lags, sadly, somewhat dampening the entertainment experience. This is unfortunate because, at its best, this is honestly a lot of fun! 'Deadly yoga retreat' succeeds most where it is completely unapologetic in being deliberately blunt, direct, and overcooked - and by that I mean, it's a laugh riot!

This primarily has to do with the preposterous characters, and the cast members who wholeheartedly embrace the exaggerated nonsense. I submit that the best role to land in a Lifetime thriller is the antagonist, because almost invariably the part invites the player to overact and proverbially (or sometimes literally) throw themselves around with total abandon. It is a true joy to watch Jonathan Bennett as intense instructor Remy, for his every expression and delivery is a master-class in conscious bluster. Only a small step down from the Lifetime Villain is the Lifetime Best Friend, and Sarah Ashley Rodriguez goes the distance in playing Pam as preposterous as a pal could be; were her outrageous performance not so plainly on purpose we would rightfully pooh-pooh the poor portrayal, but instead she only lends to the cheeky humor. Other cast members are allowed to demonstrate slightly more range by way of earnest acting or aiming for laughs, but rest assured that when it comes to death scenes, the latter intent rules the day. None of this is to count out the star, however, and the protagonist, from which commonly flows greater nuance, poise, and strength of personality, and Danielle C. Ryan is up to the challenge. I've seen her in a few movies at this point, and while there's no mistaking that she's far from an A-list celebrity, I think Ryan exhibits meaningful acting skill, and I hope she has bigger and better things coming her way.

Elsewhere the writing is less consistent, as suggested; the chief flaw here is that 'Deadly yoga retreat' oscillates too much between emphatically overblown B-movie and weirdly sincere, dark vibes. Still, the dialogue faithfully follows the same pattern, and the narrative is complete, cohesive, and suitably compelling by one means or another. Yes, there's some Movie Magic on hand that indifferently waves away real explanations for the killer's motivations, or how they've been able to get away with it, but we all take some things for granted in watching pictures. Maintain baseline suspension of disbelief here, and it's a blast! And on that note, aside from the characters and cast, it's the writing and orchestration of each scene that does most to make this as enjoyable as it is. Director Brian Herzlinger and his co-writers worked hard to ensure every passing moment feeds into the entertainment, whether it's pronounced violence and tension or playful kitsch, and despite the imbalance the end result is capably engaging and very satisfying.

To all this add gorgeous filming locations in Hawaii, excellent wardrobe, hair, and makeup, and crisp, impeccable cinematography. MJ Mynarki's original music is delightfully (overly) dramatic, contributing to the same self-aware atmosphere the picture otherwise mostly projects. From a standpoint of technical craft and the work of those behind the scenes the feature is solid. Naturally it's the other elements that are more important, but in my mind they're gratifyingly robust even in their imperfection. Among all the TV movies Lifetime has ever produced, 'Deadly yoga retreat' is the sort that stirs together effortful earnestness with willful wackiness, and between the screenplay, acting, and direction that aim is achieved. I can understand why this won't appeal to everyone, but if you're open to all that cinema has to offer and what this title specifically represents, then 'Deadly yoga retreat' is a really great time, and worth checking out!
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2/10
So bad it's mesmerizing
danmasucci-424-7967157 September 2023
The writer really missed the mark. They should have made Remy super charming so the girls were falling over him and have best friend be suspicious. It's LMN-101 after all!

The main gal, Isabella is discontent at home but her husband is sweet, caring and in love with her. The movie descriptor says she's in a bad marriage. Lol

Me and wife wife enjoy cheese. You can choke on the excessive cheese with this one! If you like badly scripted, shabbily acted, dismally directed films, then Deadly Yoga Retreat is for you.

Oh, on a side note, the score may be the lowest rent part of this flick.

At this point, I'm just typing to meet character quota. Seriously, as bad as this is, I couldn't stop watching it.
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6/10
Pretty disappointing
dawalker-543206 June 2022
The lead that played Remy over acted through most of it. Danielle C Ryan was great as usual. She's the reasons I didn't give it one star. She was the only good thing about this movie. She's easily my favorite actor. Extremely underrated. Her character was much too smart to not see all the signs that Remy was crazy and evil. Not plausible IMO. Too many horny women at the retreat considering how hard it was to get in to. Also not plausible IMO. Most were too unserious. I've never given any of Danielle's movies less than an 8 I don't think. A few changes and it could have been great. Some changes in the story but mostly in the acting and directing. Worth watching if you can overlook a few details.
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1/10
Jonathan Bennett or Chris Kattan??
agreenskeeperscorp30 April 2024
My goodness. This was an awful movie I just couldn't turn away. I just kept thinking of a movie just as bad or worse. A Night at the Roxbury. Chris Kattan would've played a better serial killer. All of these women become yoga "professionals" instructed by a ridiculous character? Who blows up in 5 seconds without even digesting the seafood? To sit around and put something together like this by so many people just blows my mind. Richard Simmons playing the yoga instructor and Amy Poehler should've played the leads. Now that would've made sense. The rest was just a complete mess. And yet for some reason i again wasted my time.
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10/10
Nice movie
suryateja-520564 July 2022
I hope these type of movies come .Mystery movie. Not boring at all. This movie potrays how gurus use weaknesses in women and others for their own advantage using their lies and deceiving nature.
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Oh Gordon Bennet or in this case Jonathan Bennet!
haroot_azarian4 September 2022
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I agree with a lot of the contributors comments on Jonathan Bennett's OTT acting the part! Look, the poor guy was made to play nice guy in movies or in romantic movies! But he did something at least! He made me despise psychopath Remy immensely.

Two other things which annoyed me in this movie took place towards the end. 1 - Pam played by Sarah Ashley Parker, finally realising what Remy is and in spite of him being two feet away with a hunting knife in his hand not listening to Iz played by Dannielle C. Ryan when she pleads with her to shut up and come over to her and continues on with her venting until Remy kills her. 2 - Where Iz jumps from the cliff into the lake and when she is about four feet away from the shore, she hears a splash in the water which clearly is Remy in his hot pursuit of her and what does she do? She turns around and waits and waits and waits until Remy makes his dramatic popping out of water in John Rambo fashion!

It wasn't one of the worst LMN movies in my opinion anyway.
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