- Simon 'Ghost' Riley: Why don't blind guys go skydiving?
- John 'Soap' MacTavish: Tell me.
- Simon 'Ghost' Riley: It scares the shit out of their dogs.
- [from trailer]
- Phillip Graves: You're the commander of a foreign terror organization.
- Hassan Zyani: I can say the same to you.
- Simon 'Ghost' Riley: What has 2 legs and bleeds?
- John 'Soap' MacTavish: What?
- Simon 'Ghost' Riley: Half a dog.