My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic (TV Series)

Secret of My Excess (2011)

Brian Drummond: Carrot Cake, Dr. Horse

Quotes 

• Spike : Hi, Mr. and Mrs. Cake!

  Mr. Cake : There's the dragon of the hour! Happy birthday, Spike!

  Spike : Thanks!

  Mrs. Cake : When we found out it was your birthday, we couldn't resist trying out a new recipe - sapphire!

  Spike : Wow!

• Dr. Muffin Top : Well now, what seems to be the problem?

  Twilight Sparkle : [as Twilight speaks, Spike continues to attempt to swipe things in the doctor's office, and she keeps slapping his hand]  This is Spike.

  [slaps] 

  Twilight Sparkle : And something's wrong with him.

  [slaps] 

  Twilight Sparkle : He used to be half this size! And he keeps trying to take things that aren't

  [slaps] 

  Twilight Sparkle : his!

  Dr. Muffin Top : All right then, let's just have a look see, shall we?

  [up in Spike's face] 

  Dr. Muffin Top : Widdul guy not feewing too good? Who's a brave widdul boy, huh? Who's a brave one?

  [Spike breathes fire on him] 

  Twilight Sparkle : So? What do you think, Doctor?

  Dr. Muffin Top : Well, I think I know what the problem is. He's... a dragon!

  Twilight Sparkle : That's not the problem. He's always been a dragon.

  Dr. Muffin Top : Oh. Well, that would explain it. Listen, I don't know anything about dragons, I know about baby ponies. Maybe you should try a vet.

  Twilight Sparkle : [sighs]  Okay. Thank you, doctor.