Regular Show (TV Series)

Skips Strikes (2011)

Sam Marin: Pops, Benson

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• Benson : Who would've thought that a mandatory team building activity would get us to the championship.

  Mordecai : Thanks to my power hook.

  Benson : No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!

  Benson : And because of my backup ball.

  Benson : [laughs; re: Skips]  Who are we kidding? Our team would suck without this guy.

  Mordecai : Yeah-yuh! With Skips, we got the Magical Elements beat.

  Benson : To Skips, the only reason we're gonna win.

  Skips : [getting up and leaving]  Alright guys, I'll be back.

  Pizza Guy : [serving pizza]  Ok, we got a carnivore deluxe here.

  Rigby : Oh yeah, yeah!

  Benson : Finally!

• Benson : [banging on Skips' door; frantic]  Skips! Skips!

  Pops : [pointing]  Look, it's a note!

  Benson : [reading note after picking it up]  "Dear, Park Strikers. Something from my past has come back to me to haunt me, and I'm rethinking my life. I'm going--"

  Skips : [voice-over on note]  --to where the road takes me now. You might not see me for awhile. Sorry for letting you down.

  Benson : [reading note]  "Your friend, Skips".

  Rigby : What do we do now?

  Benson : There's only one thing we can do! Kiss our souls goodbye.

• Benson : Man, Skips is on fire tonight. Another perfect game.

  Mordecai : We going to the championship, baby!

  Rocker Dude : [angry at losing]  You guys wouldn't be so great if it wasn't for Skips.

  Mordecai : Well, we can't help that he's just plain awesome, right Skips?

  Skips : Hey, that's just how I roll.

  Benson , Mordecai , Rigby : Ooooooooh!

• Benson : [trying to make things better]  So, we're all feeling a bit abandoned. Do you know what would help? Some tunes.

• Benson : [re: bowling trophy]  There she is guys. Isn't she a beaut?

  Rigby : [mesmerized]  I want that beaut.

  Benson : So who are we up against?

  Mordecai : Some team called the Magical Elements.

  Rigby : [unintimidated]  The Magical Elements. Hm, hm. More like the Magical Loser-ments.

  Death : [offscreen; offended]  What did you say about us?

  Death : So, you blokes must be the Park Strikers. If you ask me, you're in for quite a beatdown.

  Head Baby : Yes, our team has stood undefeated for thousands of years. No mortal stands a chance against the Magical Elements.

  Gary : Shouldn't be a problem, these guys are out of their element for even being here.

  Rigby : No, you're out of your element. You and your lame matching uniforms. I bet those aren't even...

  Bowling Manager : [catching Gary making Rigby's mouth disappear]  Hey, what did I tell you guys about using magic? Do you want to be in this league, well then no magic stuff alright?

  Death : No matter. Magic or not, we're still gonna beat you chumps.

  Skips : Well, that's just your opinion, Death.

  Death : No, it's a fact! Get used to it!

  Rigby : Get used to this: we're gonna rub those trophies in your face, right after we rub these bowling bags in your face!

  Benson , Rigby , Mordecai : Ooooooooh!

• Skips : First on the agenda is trophy talk. Who gets the trophy on what day. I think the schedule is more than fair.

  Benson : [seeing Skips walking into the living room; pleased]  Oh, perfect timing.

  Skips : Look, I've got something to say.

  Skips : [puts his folded bowling shirt on the table]  I can't play in the tournament.

  Benson : [confused]  What?

  Mordecai : [shocked]  Why?

  Skips : I... I just can't. Sorry.

  Benson : Ok. Next on the agenda: losing and how to deal with it because we're gonna lose.

  Mordecai : I'm cool with forfeiting.

  Rigby : No! We can't!

  Skips : It's just a trophy.

  Rigby : That trophy is more than just a trophy. We can't let Death win. Skips isn't the team. We are. The past, that was Skip's time. Skip's time. Now, it's our time, our time! Sure, this is a setback. But that just means we got to train harder!

  Rigby : Are we gonna win that trophy?

  Benson , Mordecai : Yeah!

  Rigby : Are we gonna wipe that smug look off of Death's face?

  Benson , Mordecai : Yeah!

  Benson : Ok, who are we gonna get to replace Skips?

• Pops : [knocking only one pin down]  Yay! One pin, one pin!

  Death : Well, if it isn't the Park Strikers. Hey, what happened to Skips? Oh, that's not Skips. Just some bloke with a fat head. Oh, Rigby, don't forget about our little wager. Good day, gents.

  Mordecai : Rigby, what is he talking about?

  Rigby : [guilty of something]  Uh...