Regular Show (TV Series)
Skips Strikes (2011)
David Kaye: Head Baby, Announcer, Pizza Guy
Quotes
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Benson : Who would've thought that a mandatory team building activity would get us to the championship.
Mordecai : Thanks to my power hook.
Benson : No way! Thanks to my atomic fireball!
Benson : And because of my backup ball.
Benson : [laughs; re: Skips] Who are we kidding? Our team would suck without this guy.
Mordecai : Yeah-yuh! With Skips, we got the Magical Elements beat.
Benson : To Skips, the only reason we're gonna win.
Skips : [getting up and leaving] Alright guys, I'll be back.
Pizza Guy : [serving pizza] Ok, we got a carnivore deluxe here.
Rigby : Oh yeah, yeah!
Benson : Finally!
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Benson : [re: bowling trophy] There she is guys. Isn't she a beaut?
Rigby : [mesmerized] I want that beaut.
Benson : So who are we up against?
Mordecai : Some team called the Magical Elements.
Rigby : [unintimidated] The Magical Elements. Hm, hm. More like the Magical Loser-ments.
Death : [offscreen; offended] What did you say about us?
Death : So, you blokes must be the Park Strikers. If you ask me, you're in for quite a beatdown.
Head Baby : Yes, our team has stood undefeated for thousands of years. No mortal stands a chance against the Magical Elements.
Gary : Shouldn't be a problem, these guys are out of their element for even being here.
Rigby : No, you're out of your element. You and your lame matching uniforms. I bet those aren't even...
Bowling Manager : [catching Gary making Rigby's mouth disappear] Hey, what did I tell you guys about using magic? Do you want to be in this league, well then no magic stuff alright?
Death : No matter. Magic or not, we're still gonna beat you chumps.
Skips : Well, that's just your opinion, Death.
Death : No, it's a fact! Get used to it!
Rigby : Get used to this: we're gonna rub those trophies in your face, right after we rub these bowling bags in your face!
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Rigby : Ah, man. I forgot my bowling towel.
Rigby : [seeing the Magical Elements after grabbing his bowling towel] You know, you guys shouldn't even show up tomorrow. There's no way you're gonna win.
Head Baby : [restrained] Oh, let me at him! Let me at him!
Death : [to Reginald] Calm down! Calm down! I got this.
Death : [to Rigby] You seem pretty sure of yourself. How about a wager: your team's souls for these souls.
Rigby : [enthralled] Whoaaaaa. Soul ball! I can rub that in so many people's faces.
Rigby : [shaking Death's hand] Deal!