- Caroline Channing: If we threw a big enough party, charge hipster's for horse rides, we can pay off your student loan.
- Max Black: You would whore out Chestnut like that; don't you have to get him hooked on heroin first?
- Caroline Channing: I got this; I am a brilliant event planner. My sweet 16 was off the chain. Penthouse parties, finger black theme, Alanis Morissette singed songs from "Jagged Little Pill"
- Max Black: On my 16th birthday, my Mom took too many jagged little pills, and I had to drive her to the emergency room to get her stomach pumped.
- Caroline Channing: Was your childhood based on the novel "Pushed, by Sapphire"?
- Max Black: I Wish!