- Dr. Lance Sweets: Have you ever contemplated suicide?
- Leo Knox: During the darkest hours after the loss of my wife and child - yes, I did.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: I meant Mr. Sherman.
- Walter Sherman: Ah Hell, I can think of at least 10 people before I'd kill myself.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Suffer any memory loss?
- Walter Sherman: Don't remember.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Have you ever tried to kill some flies with rubber bands?
- Walter Sherman: Tried - no. Succeeded - yes.
- Walter Sherman: Say you're a bad guy. You shoot at a cop. Cop shoots back. You got a bullet inside you. Can't go to the hospital, they report that sort of stuff. So where you gonna go?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Veterinarian!... I can evaulate and help, you know. I do it all the time at home.
- Walter Sherman: Bad guy kills the vet to wipe the trail clean.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada: Yeah, okay. I've got to admit. Sounds very Florida.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Do you now feel compelled to find this second bullet?
- Walter Sherman: No.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: That's good.
- Walter Sherman: I feel impelled.
- [Walter leaves]
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada: So... is that better?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: No, not in the least.
- Walter Sherman: Detective Coleman?
- Henry Barns: Yeah?
- Walter Sherman: Right now all we have is circumstantial evidence that you shot Hogan.
- Walter Sherman: That was enough to put Ross on Death Row.
- Walter Sherman: Well, if you shoot me, it's definite. You really want to kill me that badly?
- Henry Barns: You're annoying as Hell! It might be worth it.
- Walter Sherman: You think he's that crazy?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: His eerie calm implies either fatalistic acceptance of his fate... or a psychotic break.
- Walter Sherman: Eh. I'm gonna risk it.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: How could you not wanna know? I mean, this is a whole murder mystery.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada: Walter doesn't care about murder mysteries.
- Walter Sherman: I really don't.
- Leo Knox: Walter just likes to find things.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada: Does that make Walter crazy?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: I feel someone is crazy in all this. I just hope it's not me.
- Leo Knox: Do we need to have a talk about boys and beach parties?
- Willa Monday: Ew.
- Deputy U.S. Marshal Isabel Zambada: It's not like you, you know, you're... It's not... You've been around.
- Willa Monday: Thanks, Mom. Thanks, Dad. Thanks, creepy older brother. Thanks, eavesdropping shrink, but I got the sex stuff covered. So...
- Leo Knox: She's being sarcastic and metaphoric.
- Walter Sherman: Willa is probably a virgin and will remain one until she's married off to a nice gypsy boy. Right?
- Willa Monday: Again, ew.
- Walter Sherman: Say "Edible oil air sucks cheese sub product."
- Dr. Lance Sweets: What?
- [Walter takes Sweets's picture]
- Walter Sherman: Cause I'll die before I don't find something.
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Do I really have to tell you that dying is not a healthy response?
- Dr. Lance Sweets: Do you talk to inanimate objects?
- Walter Sherman: Yes, often. But they never respond... rude.