The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Food Wife (2011)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Krusty, Swedish Chef
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : Alright food nerds, reality check. All the food in those pictures is poop by now. Minds blown, you're welcome.
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Marge Simpson : The kids sure had a good time with you.
Homer Simpson : Yeah, I was on today. Scary on.
Marge Simpson : How come they never call me Fun Mom?
Homer Simpson : Look, honey. A family's like a team. And on every team, you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee.
Marge Simpson : It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the mom stuff.
Homer Simpson : OK, OK. How about this: Next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day?
Marge Simpson : What if, we rolled pennies and go to the dollar store?
Homer Simpson : That's good, Marge. Get all the terrible ideas out of your system.
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Homer Simpson : And check these out.
Bart Simpson , Lisa Simpson : VIP passes!
Homer Simpson : Is there any better feeling than cutting in line because a plastic badge says you're special?
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Homer Simpson : Our kids don't eat sorbet, they eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbet and wish it was ice-cream.
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Homer Simpson : I've come around on hipsters. It takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.
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[last lines]
Marge Simpson : This is nice. A family fun day.
Homer Simpson : [to kids] Here's fifty bucks.
[hands kids $50 bill]
Homer Simpson : For the next two hours, I don't want to know you exist.
[laughs]
Homer Simpson : [kids run off]
Homer Simpson : Family fun day.
[kisses Marge]
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[first lines]
Marge Simpson : And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room. And a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room. The jars are full! So, you've earned your Saturday Surprise Dad Day!
Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : Yay!
Homer Simpson : This Saturday, from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball, and go-karts on real roads, comes the greatest activity yet...
Lisa Simpson , Bart Simpson : Video game convention!
