- Dr. Chi Park: But it could end up causing another cardiac arrest.
- Dr. Gregory House: Hopefully, and we'll know what set it off.
- Dr. Robert Chase: What he means is, it's better to do it here where we can revive him than have it happen somewhere else.
- Dr. Gregory House: The prodigal son has returned.
- [House hugs Chase]
- Dr. Chris Taub: *My* kids loved the massage bed.
- Dr. Chi Park: Lab tests showed the bed tested positive for semen, vaginal secretions, fecal matter - both human and animal.
- Dr. Gregory House: Probably want to boil the kids for a few hours when you get home.
- Dr. Gregory House: [to Taub] Speaking of which, how are your two baby girls?
- Dr. Chi Park: Wow! Twins. Congratulations.
- Dr. Gregory House: [Fake stutter] Awkward. He knocked up two different women at the same time, at least that's what he thinks he did.
- Dr. James Wilson: [to Foreman as he's caring for Taub's babies] You ever hear me mention anything about wanting kids, please feel free to punch me in the liver.
- Dr. James Wilson: Also he's started a betting pool on which kid is yours and which isn't.
- [Wilson chuckles slightly. Taub looks around]
- Dr. Chris Taub: An entire hospital betting on the legitimacy of my kids?... It's great to be back among friends.
- [Taub leaves. Wilson takes one of Taub's utensils, and starts to leave the cafeteria. Then he encounters Taub]
- Dr. James Wilson: I'm not the bad guy here. I'm betting on both of them being yours.
- [Taub takes the utensil back, and leaves]
- Dr. James Wilson: I would've donated the money to charity.
- Dr. Robert Chase: He's in too good a shape. We need to get him to the point he was at last night.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Don't look at me. But if you want to...
- Dr. Robert Chase: Cute. But I didn't mean physical stress.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: What's House up to? He hasn't asked me for anything. He's been incredibly well behaved. He's doing his clinic hours.
- Dr. James Wilson: That *is* a sign of concern.
- Bob Harris: Well, if I'm going to die, I might as well do it with a clean soul.
- Dr. Chi Park: And if you live? You didn't just burn bridges, you torched, nuked and salted the Earth.
- Dr. Robert Chase: House is screwing with you - by not screwing with you. He's watching TV, and drinking martinis all night. Meanwhile, he's keeping you here searching for a plan that doesn't exist.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: How the Hell did I not see that?... I'm glad you're back.
- Dr. Robert Chase: Me too.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: As the new Dean of Medicine, I'd like to personally welcome our new employees, and ask why the Hell did you want to come back?
- Dr. Robert Chase: Tired of surfing.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: He hasn't changed.
- Dr. Robert Chase: And neither has the job, right? We still get to do crazy crap.
- Dr. Chris Taub: Save people's lives instead of just their noses.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: I know when House went to prison you quit medicine. You don't do that unless...
- Dr. Robert Chase: I didn't quit. I took a vacation. I knew when he got out, I'd get my job back.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: House didn't even know he'd be coming back.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I had faith.
- Dr. Jessica Adams: Now that has baggage stamped all over it.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: That falls under natural causes. If you kill him, we're looking at...
- Dr. Robert Chase: Dead is dead.
- Dr. Eric Foreman: Not as far as our lawyers are concerned. I'm not being a dick. This is a real issue. And I have to worry about the big picture.
- Dr. Robert Chase: I don't. I'll be doing what you would've done a year ago. I'll be in surgery.