- Mrs. Wolowitz: I don't know who you're talking to, but in or out! We don't need bugs!
- Howard Wolowitz: The bugs only come here, because YOU'RE THEIR QUEEN!
- Leonard Hofstadter: [sarcastically] You sound like you had a great night.
- Sheldon Cooper: I did! How was yours?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Not bad. I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would.
- Sheldon Cooper: What exactly do you mean by that?
- Leonard Hofstadter: Well, turns out she really knows how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time. Although, truth be told, my groin is a little worse for wear.
- [Sheldon hits Leonard in the shoulder with his model train]
- Leonard Hofstadter: OW! Why did you do that?
- Sheldon Cooper: To send you a message. She is not for you!
- Leonard Hofstadter: What?
- Sheldon Cooper: NOT FOR YOU!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Good morning, handsome.
- Howard Wolowitz: Good morning, mom.
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It's me!
- Howard Wolowitz: Yes, it is. And you're so pretty in the morning!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Your mom and I made you breakfast.
- Howard Wolowitz: Oh, wow. So, you guys are getting along?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: Yeah... I guess. We're very different people, Howard. So communication's a little tricky.
- Mrs. Wolowitz: DOES HE LIKE THE PANCAKES?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: HE DIDN'T TRY THEM, YET!
- Howard Wolowitz: Is there any butter?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: It's butter flavored syrup.
- Mrs. Wolowitz: SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: HE WANTS BUTTER!
- Mrs. Wolowitz: IT'S BUTTER FLAVORED SYRUP!
- Bernadette Rostenkowski: I JUST TOLD HIM THAT!
- Penny: [about Leonard] So handsome! Like James Bond.
- Sheldon Cooper: Better than James Bond, because he's tinier.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: [as Leonard tries to attach a corsage to her blouse] When you've finished copping a feel, that goes on my wrist.
- Leonard Hofstadter: Who wants the last dumpling?
- Penny: Ooh, me.
- Sheldon Cooper: Penny, a moment. We just had Thai food. In that culture, the last morsel is called the krengjai piece. And it is reserved for the most important and valued member of the group.
- [Sheldon reaches for the last piece, but Penny takes ahead]
- Penny: Thank you all for this high honor.
- Sheldon Cooper: I've seen pictures of your mother. Keep eating.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Would you like to dance?
- Leonard Hofstadter: No, thank you, I'm not really much of a dancer.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: You're not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist either.
- Howard Wolowitz: Ma, do you mind if Bernadette stays here this weekend?
- Mrs. Wolowitz: Hey, if she's willing to give the milk away for free, who am I to say no?
- Amy Farrah Fowler: Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. And you're not holding up your end of the evening.
- Leonard Hofstadter: I'm sorry. The wedding just reminds me of my kind of-sort of-girlfriend 9000 miles away.
- Amy Farrah Fowler: I have a kind-of sort-of boyfriend who's playing with a model train right now, you don't hear me bitching about it.