New Girl (TV Series)
The Landlord (2012)
Jake Johnson: Nick Miller
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Quotes
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Jess : You always see the worst in people.
Nick Miller : Yeah, because people are the worst.
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Nick Miller : You know what Jess, I don't live in a world where I smile and people do what I want them to do.
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Nick Miller : I can't believe this is working. You out-crazied a man with a gun!
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Nick Miller : That man wants to sleep with you.
Jess : No, he doesn't.
Nick Miller : Yes, he does.
Jess : He was showing me how to...
Nick Miller : Okay, anytime a man shows a woman how to do something from behind, it's just an excuse for him to get really close and breathe on her neck. Watch any sports movie.
Jess : That is not a thing.
Nick Miller : You mind picking up that mug?
[Jess picks up the mug]
Nick Miller : No no, you're doing it all wrong.
[Nick stands behind Jess and picks up the mug with her]
Nick Miller : Here, let me show you. No, no, no. I've been doing this for years. See, the way to pick up a mug is like THAT. You just got to relax into it.
Jess : [Jess steps away] He wasn't doing that.
Nick Miller : It's exactly what he was doing.
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Jess : Remy brought a bottle of... this.
Remy : I ferment things in my basement. I also make cheese.
Nick Miller : You're not drinking that, Jess.
Jess : Yes, I am, Remy made it. Ahh..
Remy : Think you can handle some, Nick?
Nick Miller : Oh, I'm okay. Somebody needs to stay sober to fight you later.