- Peter Griffin: Yeah, that guy's scarier than an Iraq Lobster.
- [Peter is suddenly in the lounge. He is playing "Rock Lobster" by the B52s on a small guitar. A Lobster wearing a Turban and sporting a large beard is dancing along on the rug]
- Peter Griffin: Death to America! And Butter Sauce! Don't boil me! I'm still alive! Iraq Lobster! Iraq Lobster! Iraq Lobster!
- Peter Griffin: What the hell happened to the days when a guy does something like that to a girl, and a bunch of us guys get together, and just go kick his fuckin' ass?
- [Jeffrey thinks he's strangled Quagmire as he digs his grave when the car lights come on and it's an angry Quagmire at the wheel]
- Jeffrey Fecalman: [Last Words] What the hell? I killed you!
- [zoom in on Quagmire]
- Glenn Quagmire: I choke myself every day, you bastard!
- [Quagmire pushes the pedal and chases Jeff through the forest, backing him up into a tree and crushing him]
- [Two geese are sitting in rocking chairs on a porch]
- Peter Griffin: That's what I thought a Portuguese was! Me and my brain! And we're just getting started!
- Rooster Solicitor: I don't know what this cock-a-doodle-doo thing is, but it sounds gay and it sounds scatalogical. I'm in.