- Officer Sammy Bryant: What's up Officer Sherman? Did you meet another hot chick at a poetry slam last night?
- Officer Ben Sherman: No, I'm just soaking it up, man. Exhaust fumes the smell of guns, just another beautiful day to be a police officer in the city of Los Angeles.
- Narrator: Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.
- Imposing Woman: It's going to take Jesus and two white folks to keep me from putting my foot up your a**.