- Dan Joseph: Well, it's Condom Week.
- Sydney: Oh, Happy Condom Week to your family.
- Dan Joseph: Happy Condom Week to you and yours.
- Dan Joseph: [teaching Sex Ed, holding a model vagina] We discussed external condoms, but what else is there? And don't say abstinence, let's be realistic!
- Zeke: Pulling out.
- Dan Joseph: No: internal condoms. Vaginal! Why do you think I'm holding this vagina?