- Kareem: Damn. They act like you shot the president while he was holding a baby and the baby was holding a puppy.
- Kareem: Why didn't you tell your daddy sooner?
- Dan Joseph: Because you worked so hard to cure me with that at-home rehab a while ago and I didn't want you to think you failed.
- Kareem: Oh, I would never think I failed. I think you failed to accept my cure.
- Dan Joseph: Okay, well, you kind of failed.
- Kareem: Can't believe this: NA... This is a lot to process.
- Dan Joseph: Go, process it, yeah.
- Kareem: Where's this place at? Where you dope fiends meetin' at today?
- Dan Joseph: Where are the "dope fiends" meeting?
- Kareem: Yeah. Where y'all be nodding off at?
- Dan Joseph: You've had better shares. Today wasn't really your day.
- Sydney: Oh, really? And what would you have done differently?
- Dan Joseph: I would've said different words...