Wingin' It (TV Series)
Without a Paddle (2011)
Patrick McKenna: Mr. Telson
Quotes
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Mr. Telson : Next event will be the angle shot!
Carl Montclaire : Don't you mean basketball?
[Mr. Telson walks off screen for a couple of seconds, then comes in again]
Mr. Telson : I mean the ANGLE SHOT!
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Carl Montclaire : [standing several feet away] Mr. Telson teaches here, how is he impartial?
Mr. Telson : Hey, stow it, Montclaire! I'm impartial because I happen to hate everybody EQUALLY!
Carl Montclaire : How did you hear that?
Mr. Telson : Because my anger pumps adrenalin to my system, which heightens my senses, and right now, I have the hearing of a fruit rat!
Carl Montclaire : [muttering] Man, and the subtlety of a baseball bat.
Mr. Telson : I heard that too.