Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

John C. Reilly: Corpsman Dey

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• Rhomann Dey : He said that he may be an... "a-hole". But he's not, and I quote, "100% a dick".

  Nova Prime Rael : Do you believe him?

  Rhomann Dey : Well, I don't know if I believe anyone is 100% a dick...

  Nova Prime Rael : Do you believe he's here to help?

  Rhomann Dey : ...Yeah, I do.

• Rhomann Dey : Peter Jason Quill. He's also known as Star-Lord.

  Nova Corps Officer : Who calls him that?

  Rhomann Dey : Himself, mostly. Wanted mostly on charges of minor assault, public intoxication and fraud...

  [Quill winds up his finger and flips the bird at the screen which reads: OBSCENE GESTURE ALERT] 

  Peter Quill : Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know how this machine works...

• Rhomann Dey : They call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxy.

  Denarian Saal : What a bunch of a-holes.

• Denarian Saal : [looking at Groot]  What the hell?

  Rhomann Dey : Groot: he's been travelling recently as Rocket's personal houseplant slash muscle.

• [Roman presents Quill with a rebuilt Milano] 

  Peter Quill : Thank you.

  Rhomann Dey : I have a wife and child on Xandar. Thanks to you, they're still alive.

• Rhomann Dey : [from trailer]  Rocket: wanted on over 50 charges of vehicular theft and escape from custody.

  [Rocket snarls and spits at the screen] 

• Rhomann Dey : [from trailer]  Drax: AKA the Destroyer. Since his wife and family were killed, he's been on a rampage across the galaxy in a search for vengeance.

• Rhomann Dey : [from trailer]  Gamora: soldier, assassin, wanted on over a dozen counts of murder.

• Rhomann Dey : Hey! If it isn't Star-Prince.

  Peter Quill : Star-Lord

  Rhomann Dey : Sorry. "Lord."

  Rhomann Dey : I picked this guy up a while back for petty theft. He's got a code name. Yeah. Stay out of the way.

  Peter Quill : Come on, man. It's a... It's an outlaw name.

• Rhomann Dey : I have a family who are alive because of you. Your criminal records have also been expunged. However, I have to warn you against breaking any laws in the future.

  Rocket Raccoon : Question. What if I see something that I want to take, and it belongs to someone else?

  Rhomann Dey : Well you will be arrested.

  Rocket Raccoon : But what if I want it more than the person who has it?

  Rhomann Dey : Still illegal.

  Rocket Raccoon : That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, sir. Do you understand?

  [to Gamora who's laughing] 

  Rocket Raccoon : What are you laughing at? Why? I can't have a discussion with this gentleman?

  Drax the Destroyer : What if someone does something irksome and I decide to remove his spine?

  Rhomann Dey : That's... that's actually murder. It's one of the worst crimes of all, so also illegal.

  Drax the Destroyer : Hmm.