- Oancitizen: Straight, straight straight straight straight straight straight! Penises going into vaginas, all the time!
- Oancitizen: Nirvana is directly responsible for allowing Nickelback to exist!
- 90s Kid: [pause] Oh. Wow. I... I never thought of it that way, man.
- [walks away in despair]
- Oancitizen: Pop up on my show, will ya?
- Oancitizen: So the dramatis personae are: the woman who speaks only in snark; the guy who looks in the mirror and says, "yeah, I'd fuck me"; and the kid in class who likes to eat paste; Middle School: The Movie!