Futurama (TV Series)
31st Century Fox (2012)
Maurice LaMarche: Squidward Scissorhands
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Quotes
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Bender : [holding up an outfit] Yo, Squidward Scissorhands, you got this in an adult robot medium?
Squidward Scissorhands : The foxhunting uniform? You, sir, must be a robot of noble bearings.
Bender : Well, I am descended from prince Albert's can.
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Squidward Scissorhands : Yes, I'm looking for something in a space uniform that's respectfully humiliating but can come out of an employee's salary without his noticing.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : You got it. Tomorrow's clothes at yesterday's prices.
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Turanga Leela : Come on, let's try somewhere else.
Squidward Scissorhands : Wait, wait, perhaps discerning customers like yourselves would be interested in an item from our discount rack.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Quality is the most important thing. How much is it?
Squidward Scissorhands : 90% off. An unpleasant fellow ordered them last year but never paid.
[He reveals uniforms with the Planet Express logo]
Squidward Scissorhands : Most unpleasant, that one.
Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : That sounds like something Year-Ago Professor would do. We'll take them.