Supernatural (TV Series)
Defending Your Life (2011)
Jensen Ackles: Dean Winchester
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Quotes
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Sam Winchester : Looks like this guy had a history with dogs.
Dean Winchester : Meaning?
Sam Winchester : Five years ago, he was arrested for running a dog-fighting operation.
Dean Winchester : Classy. All right. So, what? He causes so much misery that some rottweiller goes 'Cujo' on him from the grave? Wait a sec. Do... dogs even have ghost?
Sam Winchester : First I've heard of it.
Dean Winchester : That sounds weird. 'Ghost Dog'?
Sam Winchester : No weirder than 'Ghost Car,' you know?
Dean Winchester : You know that does sound right, vengeance on the guy that Michael Vick'd you.
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Dean Winchester : [Giving himself a pep talk while waiting for a waitress with whom he's arranged a rendezvous] It's been awhile. Control yourself. It's nothing but a ground ball. You just gotta... put your mitt down. You are Dean Winchester. This is what you do.
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Sam Winchester : Objection!
Osiris : Grounds?
Sam Winchester : Witnesses being called without prior notice.
Dean Winchester : Good one!
Sam Winchester : I saw it on The Good Wife
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Dean Winchester : Believe it or not I'm a cop.
Mia : I believe it. You look like you've seen some crap.
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Dean Winchester : He was right you know, that dick judge - about me.
Jo Harvelle : No, he wasn't.
Dean Winchester : You were a kid.
Jo Harvelle : Not true.
Dean Winchester : You and Sam. And I just, you know... Hunters are never kids. I never was. I didn't stop to think about it.
Jo Harvelle : It's not your fault. It wasn't on you.
Dean Winchester : No, but I didn't want to do it alone. Who does? The right thing would have been to send your ass back home to your mom.
Jo Harvelle : I'd have liked to see you try.
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Dean Winchester : I gave up AA for Lent.
Sam Winchester : We're not catholic.
Dean Winchester : Always with the details.
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Sam Winchester : He has the right to an attorney... Doesn't he? Let me defend him.
Osiris : Well, that's unusual.
Sam Winchester : Are you gonna respect his rights or not?
Osiris : [Thinks] Why not?
Dean Winchester : Sam? You're not a lawyer.
Sam Winchester : I was pre-law.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, *pre*.
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Mia : Love life or job?
[Dean is surprised]
Mia : Two quick doubles, it's something. I'm Mia, by the way.
Dean Winchester : Well, Mia, that is a complex question. I'm Dean, by the way.
Mia : Well, Dean, luckily I'm like a captive shrink with unlimited alcohol.
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Mia : If you had to, why feel guilty? Doesn't make any sense.
Dean Winchester : Well, you know, we don't have enough room for the worms if we pop that can, sister.
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Sam Winchester : I mean, I've spent a lot of time feeling pretty crappy... like, my whole life.
Dean Winchester : What, you got a secret stash of happy pills?
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Detective : Matthew Hammond. Seems to have been crushed to death.
Sam Winchester : By?
Detective : Well, if we weren't on the tenth floor, I'd say by a car.
[Leaves]
Sam Winchester : [Takes out EMF meter] It's going crazy. Some kind of ghost?
Dean Winchester : With a license?
[James Bond voice]
Dean Winchester : License to kill.
Sam Winchester : Seriously?
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Dean Winchester : I'm gonna check the bar.
Sam Winchester : To work or drink?
Dean Winchester : I haven't decided.
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Sam Winchester : I don't know, I guess I just finally feel like... my past is my past, and I can move on with my life. You know, hopefully.
Dean Winchester : Easier said than done.
Sam Winchester : Not arguing that.
Dean Winchester : Well, I don't know whether to be... jealous or weirded out.
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Sam Winchester : When you came and got me, did you know Jess would die? Or any of it?
Dean Winchester : 'Course not.
Sam Winchester : Right. How could you? I mean, are you psychic?
[Looks at Osiris]
Sam Winchester : That's a question.
Dean Winchester : No. Definitely not psychic.
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Jo Harvelle : You carry all kinds of crap you don't have to Dean. Kind of gets clearer when you're dead.
Dean Winchester : Well in that case you should able to see I am 90% crap. I get rid of that, what then?
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Sam Winchester : You said it yourself... it's not on us to judge.
Dean Winchester : Yeah, except that that's complete crap. Everybody judges all day long.