Ben Elton: CD

Quotes 

• Gordon Gordon : I like you, Mr Mosley

  CD : Liking is for pansies, Mr Gordon. Personally, I don't like anyone.

• Rachel : [at a gas station]  It's twenty bucks, can you believe it?

  [thinks a moment] 

  Rachel : Let's make a run for it.

  CD : Good idea. We haven't been in custody for nearly an hour. I miss it.

• Rachel : Just get in the car and drive slowly away, they don't even know you're gone.

  CD : Well, it might work. Although I fear the sound of my trousers filling up may attract attention.

• CD : You mean you're celibate?

  Rachel : That's right, I'm a radical non-squelcher.

  CD : What if I were to beg?