Modern Family (TV Series)
Phil on Wire (2011)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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Alex Dunphy : Mom, sign this.
Claire Dunphy : What is it?
Alex Dunphy : They finally bumped me up to the harder math class. Third period, Mr. Waters.
Haley Dunphy : What? No, Mom, you cannot sign this, this is my class! You're a freshman! What are you doing in second-year math?
Alex Dunphy : You're a senior. What are you *still* doing in second-year math?
Haley Dunphy : Not *still*, *again*.
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Haley Dunphy : Hey, what'd you get for number three?
Alex Dunphy : You're not going to learn if I just give you answers.
Haley Dunphy : Well, what if I gave you something in return?
Alex Dunphy : Like what?
Haley Dunphy : You can talk to me in class.
Alex Dunphy : [Alex scoffs] I want lunch at the cool table.
Haley Dunphy : Then I want all the answers.
Alex Dunphy : Then I want a week at the table.
Haley Dunphy : That'll cost you two pop quizzes.
Alex Dunphy : A month.
Haley Dunphy : The midterm.
Alex Dunphy : Deal.
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Haley Dunphy : Her hand's in the air, like, every five seconds, and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework. The class loved that. Do you know how embarrassed I was?
Alex Dunphy : Not as embarrassed as I was when she said eight was a prime number. Eight, Mom.
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Alex Dunphy : I let down my mom and dad today, and worse - I let down my teacher.
Haley Dunphy : It's all my fault. Everything I touch turns to detention.