How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

The Best Man (2011)

Chris Romano: Punchy

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : Look, I've never told you guys this, but over the years, a few of my old high-school buddies have asked me to give wedding toasts; and they've haven't... gone... great. Somehow those weddings all fell smack-dab in the worst moments of my life.

  Ted Mosby : [Flashback to wedding 2008]  Joel and Nora's love is a beautiful thing. I thought I had that, til my fiance left me at the alter last week.

  [Starts crying] 

  Ted Mosby : I was asked not to talk about this, so I won't.

  [Crying] 

  Ted Mosby : I sit outside her house at night sometimes. She got a haircut.

  [keeps crying] 

  Ted Mosby : [Wedding, 2009]  After I lost my job last week, I was asked not to give this toast

  [Someone tries to wrestle the mic away from Ted] 

  Ted Mosby : No, no!

  [guy sits back down] 

  Ted Mosby : The happy couple needs to hear this. Things end.

  [Tearing up] 

  Ted Mosby : But from the ashes of your statistically probable divorce hope can rise anew. That is why I am starting my own architecture firm: Mosbius Designs.

  Ted Mosby : [Wedding, three months later]  Mosbius Designs has failed. But Alex and Jessica's love reminds us that... that

  [starts crying] 

  Ted Mosby : Oh god...

  [Cries uncontrollably] 

  Punchy : [See punchy filming and laughing]  Classic Schmosby.