- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] In drama, there are many ways to unmask a villain. Sometimes you know who the bad guy is from the start. But most times, you find out they've been right in front of you all along.
- Chuck Bass: [a masked girl enters the room] Blair?
- Blair Waldorf: [taking her mask off] Of course you knew it was me. Was it my perfume?
- Chuck Bass: I should get back to the performance.
- Blair Waldorf: You can't disrupt the drama. Looks like we're stuck, together, alone, amongst the masked and the anonymous. Do you remember when we used to play dress-up?
- Chuck Bass: [skeptically] How could I forget? Though I didn't think this was your kind of entertainment anymore.
- Blair Waldorf: At least I know I'm safe, locked in here with the new Chuck Bass who has none of his old urges.
- [while getting closer and closer to him]
- Blair Waldorf: I have to admit, I had a hard time believing you at first but now I see; the therapy, the apology. You really have changed.
- [teasingly]
- Blair Waldorf: As warm as it's getting in here, I can sweep the hair from the nape of my neck without setting you off.
- [Chuck looks more and more lustful at Blair]
- Blair Waldorf: It's such a relief to be able to... let my guard down.
- [leaning toward Chuck]
- Blair Waldorf: Oh, look! They even have Red Hots. Mmm. You never could resist.
- [taking a candy to his lips]
- Blair Waldorf: Do you want one?
- Chuck Bass: [struggling with himself] No, but thank you.
- Blair Waldorf: [still holding the candy to his lips] No one is looking. Even the new Chuck Bass must still have some of his darkest desires. Just a taste.
- [Chuck gives in and passionately kisses Blair]
- Nate Archibald: Charlie just kissed me and ran. I mean, I thought we left stuff like that behind in high school.
- Chuck Bass: [thoughtful] Maybe we're maturing too fast.
- Nate Archibald: [amused] Which is why you're back to playing Phantom of the Opera sex games?
- Blair Waldorf: Well, I always thought you were too good to blog.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: Well, I think you're too good to scheme.
- Dorota Kishlovsky: [to Blair, who put pillows under the covers to make Dorota think she was sleeping] You really think pillows under covers trick me? You lumpier now.
- Blair Waldorf: You can't expect me to sit in my pregnant laurels while Chuck gets away with a secret double life.
- Charlie Rhodes: Please tell me the reason you're still not at work is because you met a cute guy in a business suit.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: Well, no suit. But definitely cute.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: Why is it when you don't want Gossip Girl to post about you she does constantly and when you do, silence?
- Blair Waldorf: I share your frustration.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: I am so grateful for all you help last week.
- Diana Payne: Why do I feel you're about to break up with me?
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: I'm not willing to sell myself or anyone else out to attract an audience.
- Diana Payne: Everyone sells themselves, Serena. It's just how you do it that matters.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Seems the play's the thing tonight. But watch out, players. You might be the ones getting played.
- Gossip Girl: [voice-over] It's been the performance of a lifetime for cousin Charlie, but tonight, it looks like it just might be the final curtain.
- Serena Van Der Woodsen: You know, you may be an evil genius.
- Charlie Rhodes: [smiles] When I wanna be.