- Dan Humphrey: Who was that?
- Nate Archibald: Someone I should've remembered. Maybe that's my issue. Paying too much attention to the wrong girls and not enough to the right ones.
- Dan Humphrey: Well, off a list of your issues, I'm not sure I'd start with that one.
- Georgina Sparks: [after entering elevator with the scheming self-serving priest] Bless me, Father, I have a feeling we're about to sin.
- Dan Humphrey: When Blair and Louis say "I do" then Serena and I can say "We don't anymore" and go back to being just friends.
- Rufus Humphrey: Crashing one wedding wasn't enough for you?
- Georgina Sparks: I didn't crash. I was invited. My invitation just got lost in the mail. After all, I do live in Brooklyn now. I mean, it's practically the Falklands.