- McKenna: Looks like drugs.
- Nostalgia Critic: It does?
- [the criminal dropped a belt with little plastic tubes on it]
- Nostalgia Critic: It looks like my old Mad Scientist chemistry set. Holy shit, Doctor, we were making drugs?
- [as Mad Scientist]
- Nostalgia Critic: Why do you think I'm so MANIC all the time?
- Nostalgia Critic: I mean, what's next? A hostage negotiation handled by a three-year-old girl?
- [pause]
- Nostalgia Critic: Oh, I don't have a bit, I'm just asking.
- Nostalgia Critic: Kid, you're not Penny Gadget. She had a computer book and an IQ of kazillion. You had a bit part on Sisters. I don't think that's gonna get you very far.
- Nostalgia Critic: It's a pile of ass on a pile of balls with a pile of dick. What's that make? A pile load of ass-ball-dick.
- Nostalgia Critic: Well, Mr. Director, what do you have to say for yourself?
- The Fonz: 'Eyyyyyy.
- Nostalgia Critic: 'Eyyyyy fuck you.