Mr. Mayor (TV Series)

Murder in the Old West (2022)

Ted Danson: Neil Bremer

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• Jayden Kwapis : And you two, of course, are adult stable boy Enos Craven and his lovely wife, Colette.

  Adriana : Who knows that there's more to life than this marriage and is openly cuckolding Enos with Camarillo Jones.

  Neil Bremer : I'm sorry. Wait, what's that?

  Jayden Kwapis : It's just you said you wanted to play the couple, sir.

  Neil Bremer : I lost my manhood in... in the Civil War? Is that literal or...

  James : [as the character Dr Eustace Princeton]  It is. Yeah, you visited my office and you said you were running away from the battle of Gettysburg, and it got bitten off by a dog.

  Neil Bremer : Okay. I don't like who I am.

• Jayden Kwapis : Sir, just wanted to say I'm so sorry I cuckolded you last night.

  Neil Bremer : Kwapis, Adriana, and I had been on a couple of dates. That is all. It's fine. Not that I wasn't surprised when I went into the kitchen. I mean, did she lift you up on the counter, or did you jump up there?

  Jayden Kwapis : It's all a blur, sir.

  Neil Bremer : Well, I guess, despite my best efforts, I ended up playing the part of Enos Craven pretty well, didn't I?

  [chuckles] 

  Neil Bremer : But there is a silver lining. Oh, you saw my underwear. Yeah, that's for odor.

  Jayden Kwapis : Oh, you saw my underwear. Yeah, that's for odor.